Hope you enjoy.
-Sarah
Weekend Projects
Idea #1: Dispatch a Chicken
Yup. You read that right.
We hadn't planned on eating this gorgeous egg layer but after an unfortunate run-in with Bird (our dog) it seemed like the humane thing to do.
Here is our victim:

Here is the man of the house.
Looking smart and handsome before starting his dirty work.

Here are his helpers.
Cam actually assisted with the hanging and plucking. Izey was in charge of telling our dog off for 'hurting the best and most favorite chicken in the whole world, when there will never be one as wonderful as her ever again.' Bird seemed duly chastised and has not gone near the chicken cage since.

We will skip the dirty work and go straight to dinnertime reactions over eating a precious pet.

So far so good...

Getting better...

Wow! So tasty that in his haste to devour a juicy leg he skipped the veggies and went straight to forgetting his table manners!
Well the natives have spoken and the hen lived a life well spent. Providing us with hours of entertainment, delicious eggs and finally- a tasty meal.
And as an aside, did you know hens don't naturally have *that much* meat on them after all? And that they are actually a much darker meat with a rich, slightly nutty flavor? Storebought meat now seems very unnatural. So now starting with that meal, except for when we can eat own home raised meat, we are officially vegetarians.
Anyone know where we can get some rabbits?
The End.